Teammates with Pete Campbell

This week it’s the turn of 1st Team skipper Pete Campbell to dish the dirt.

Position: Central Midfield
Best Trainer: Dave Elson. Usually there week in week out and probably one of the fittest at the club.
Worst Trainer: Too many to mention. Shame Matt Balm is injured as his ability to do training routines was hilarious.
Most Skillful: Nick Davies, although Simon Martin does a mean nutmeg.
Least Skillful: Craig Lear. There’s a reason he’s a goalkeeper.
Fastest: Julien Wright, must be his ‘frogs legs’.
Slowest: Dave Elson and his wide turning circle.
The Joker: Simon Martin and his ‘Sid James’ laugh. Dale Raynor’s mum jokes always raised a smile.
Most Intelligent: Only one person at the club with more than one degree so that’ll be me.
Least Intelligent: Has to be Dicko. Not only does he wear flip-flops year round he once shouted for offside from a throw-in.
Best Dress Sense: Robbo. No-one else could carry off that hunting jacket, Dicko certainly can’t.
Worst Dress Sense: Screech would probably say me after last years Xmas night out. Has to be Dicko though and his flip flops and Matt a close second for those awful pants.
Who's the longest in the shower: Not many for this category as most are dirty buggers who don’t shower. You’ll probably need to ask James ‘Fingers’ Logan though for the definitive answer.