Teammates with Dave Elson

Next up in the ‘hotseat’ is Mr Linby, Dave Elson

Position: Centre Half (Defender), Goalscorer(ish)
Best Trainer: Me of course
Worst Trainer: Dicko (Who)
Most Skillful: Jonty Bradshaw or Nick Davies, if they get the ball to them
Least Skillful: Any defender or they wouldn’t be there (including myself)
Fastest: Kyle McDermott, Julien Wright or Nick Davies if bothered
Slowest: Craig Lear. Must be, never seen him run
The Joker: ….or clown. Jonty Bradshaw or Simon Martin
Most Intelligent: Pete Campbell, though he needs to do something with his hair
Least Intelligent: Dicko. Anyone who wears flip-flops all year round must be
Best Dress Sense: Az Ingram. Shame about the looks though. Haha
Worst Dress Sense: Simon Martin hands down, although a close second for Matt and Jake Keetley who wear the same clothes.
Who's the longest in the shower: James ‘Fingers’ Logan. Let’s just say he has great vision